For Sherine - my ex-sister-in-law.

The elegant Mrs Brandoff
appeared to some to be a bit stand-off-ish,
and to others, a bit of a queer fish.

They are mistaken I fear.
She is a dear.
Her heart is made of gold
and her head is made of glue,
and as she will be done by,
she will do by you.

                                                         Laki 1987